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  Never let it be said that Hugh Hefner&#39;s job, although full of buxom perks, is stress free or without it&#39;s sex-related risks. The now 82 year-old
  softcore media mogul once faced death in a bizarre sex toy incident, presumably in 1977 when he was 52. His hot but quick-thinking partner saved the day and
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  I don&#39;t get how Girls Next Door is a show that mainstream America watches! Aren&#39;t the Christian conservatives in an uproar??? I&#39;m not even
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<p> What is there to be offended about the show? I have watched it and it very rarely shows anything as far as their sex lives. I&#39;ve seen worse on HBO and
such.
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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
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      <strong class="quote-title">Shayme wrote:</strong>
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        <strong class="quote-title">miss apprehensive wrote:</strong>
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        Since when are the girlfriends &quot;feuding&quot;?
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      <p>Since forever? Have Holly and Kendra ever liked each... ]]></description>

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      <strong class="quote-title">miss apprehensive wrote:</strong>
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      Since when are the girlfriends &quot;feuding&quot;?
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    <p>Since forever? Have Holly and Kendra ever liked each other?
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  <p>They seem to get along fine on the show.
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			<description><![CDATA[ How do people know they don&#39;t like each other? I&#39;m just curious. I&#39;ve never heard anything about it. ]]></description>

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      <strong class="quote-title">miss apprehensive wrote:</strong>
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      Since when are the girlfriends &quot;feuding&quot;?
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    <p>Since forever? Have Holly and Kendra ever liked each other?
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  <p>They seem to get along fine on the show.
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    Since when are the girlfriends &quot;feuding&quot;?
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  <p>Since forever? Have Holly and Kendra ever liked each other?
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<p>They seem to get along fine on the show. 
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			<description><![CDATA[ I thought this just happened. ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ <blockquote>
  <strong class="quote-title">freebus18 wrote:</strong>
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   creeper geezer who wants to be balls deep in you<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/grin.gif" alt="image">
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<p> <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/sick.gif" alt="image"></p> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ LMAO I totally thought this happened right now <img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/roll.gif" alt="image">
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in his wrinkled throat ew.
<br> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ When I saw the headline I thought this was recent. I was like &quot;WTF IS HE DOING?&quot; Because I sure ass hell didn&#39;t think the sex toy was going to be
in his mouth. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif">
<br>
<br>
And EW EW EW EW! At him having a foursome with his brother. <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ the show makes him seem like such a nice old man, not some creeper geezer who wants to be balls deep in you<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/grin.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ I love Hef on the show,he seems so sweet and fatherly. It kinda grosses me out when I realize he is HUGH HEFNER. Its easy to forget his frekainess watching him
now<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/ohwell.gif" alt="image">
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<br>
Holly totally wants the other girls gone but Hef ain&#39;t havin&#39; it.<img src="http://static.yuku.com//domainskins/bypass/img/smileys/laugh.gif" alt="image"> ]]></description>

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  <strong class="quote-title">Pliant Pineapple wrote:</strong>
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  <blockquote>
    <strong class="quote-title">muffinlover wrote:</strong>
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    Wow! It&#39;s cool that he was open enough to admit to the gay encounter he had. But why was the toy down his throat??!
  </blockquote>

  <p>Perhaps it was initially somewhere else, pleasing someone else, and he sucked it in accidentally?
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<p> </p>My thoughts exactly.
<br>
<br>
Also, I must add... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ so disgusting <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif">
<br>
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<img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/sick.gif">
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this just always makes me think of Jack Nicholson in &quot;The Departed&quot; saying how he&#39;s so frickin old now that he doesn&#39;t even need to f---
anymore but he just does it to do it, or some weird Nicholson ish like that <img src="http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif"> I just think, when you&#39;re that age, do you... ]]></description>

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			<description><![CDATA[ throat.
<br>
<br>

<blockquote>
  Never let it be said that Hugh Hefner&#39;s job, although full of buxom perks, is stress free or without it&#39;s sex-related risks. The now 82 year-old
  softcore media mogul once faced death in a bizarre sex toy incident, presumably in 1977 when he was 52. His hot but quick-thinking partner saved the day and
  they probably went on to screw several more times out of sheer gratitude for being alive.

  <p>There&#39;s a new Hefner biography coming out called... ]]></description>

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