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doorear wrote:

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Pliant Pineapple wrote:

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And then...btw, who the fuck watches shit like Island Fever 4 anyway, go fuck yourself while watching that awesome movie cause you're sure as hell not ever going to get any from me ever again.

Noooo, leave the porn part out because then it gives him an easy reason to blame you for it going sour ("She was such a prude," etc.). Just the picture! JUST THE PICTURE. Make sure all the focus is on his infidelity and not his kinks--because everybody has a kink, but not everybody cheats.


Just do this:

BAM - send the picture
BAM - watch his face when he reacts
BAM - slam your laptop shut and stand up
BAM - "You're busted, [fuckface, shithead, dickless wonder, whatever pet name you'd like to use]"
BAM - You leave. Or kick him out depending where you are.

Fast and clean.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Agreed, that sounds like a good idea.