OMG Beklah! My reaction cycles between 
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I Had To Break Up My Booboo With A Hanger
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Posts: 13733 (08/18/2008 10:12 PM) |
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 SwanGeese |
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Posts: 4189 (08/18/2008 10:13 PM) |
I'd rather plunge than cut my shit.
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beklah324 |
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Posts: 17711 (08/18/2008 10:16 PM) |
We never needed a hanger again, ever. And of course, this yelling was the beginning of his Alzheimer's but still. I'll never forget that lesson!
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Purplelilac82 |
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Posts: 6999 (08/18/2008 10:21 PM) |
GettinHotWithJC wrote: I don't think I was expecting a real answer....... 
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Jewcie |
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Posts: 15921 (08/18/2008 10:21 PM) |
OMG it took me forever to figure out what you were talking about.
You fool! You nasty ass fool! We don't care about your bowel movements. 
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Jewcie |
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Posts: 15922 (08/18/2008 10:22 PM) |
What the FUCK did you eat today anyway?
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Imdesired |
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Posts: 5150 (08/18/2008 10:22 PM) |
I don't even understand the need to cut up your dung? WTf FOR? Doesn't your toilet flush it? I mean, heck - even with a good 10 inch poop, the force of
the flush would break it up as it's turning!
What does cutting up poo do exactly? I can't imagine standing over a toilet, finding the nearest disposable item to break up my shit.
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Posts: 72413 (08/18/2008 10:28 PM) Most Outspoken '05
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Jewcie wrote: Nothing out of the ordinary. I have no idea why my body is producing monster turds. |
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sweet banana cake |
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Posts: 895 (08/18/2008 10:31 PM) |
If you have a huge ass, perhaps you are storing them up. Or perhaps you are just full of shit and have to release it at times.
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beklah324 |
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Posts: 17715 (08/18/2008 10:36 PM) |
I'm pretty sure the size of your ass has nothing to do with the size of your turds
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Dylishis |
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Posts: 29646 (08/18/2008 10:37 PM) Most Outspoken '08 |
Uhhhhhhhhhh NASTY! I'm eating.
 The hell did you eat?!
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LaNcEsOnLyGiRLy |
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Posts: 18013 (08/18/2008 10:38 PM) |
Didn't someone make a post a while back about doing this same exact thing? Or did this chick use her hands?
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Dylishis |
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Posts: 29647 (08/18/2008 10:39 PM) Most Outspoken '08 |
You're a white girl, you call it doodoo, we call it booboo." I was like "ohhhhhhhhhhh".Yes. This was a little popular on JJB around the time Outkast had 'Roses' out. We kept trying to tell the white people that Andre was not saying "roses really smell like POOPOO..." but BOOBOO.
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GettinHotWithJC |
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Posts: 35400 (08/18/2008 10:42 PM) |
Speaking of crap... I can't believe I'm telling this story... Anyway, when I was about 7 years old. I was painfully constipated for over a week and a
half. So my mom took me to the doctor, they gave me laxatives. I sat there for hours.
Man when I finally crapped it was bigger than my head. I'm not even joking.
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Dylishis |
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Posts: 29649 (08/18/2008 10:42 PM) Most Outspoken '08 |
Starburst1987 wrote: I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS.
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Dirty Coke |
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Posts: 13745 (08/19/2008 1:31 AM) JJB Smartass '08 |
Smallville78 wrote: 
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Posts: 5105 (08/19/2008 1:35 AM) |
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Leather Tuscadero |
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Posts: 4213 (08/19/2008 1:47 AM) |
Andre says poo poo poo.
And I have NEVER met a toilet that couldn't break up a dookie. A hanger (or anything) is just nasty x10. |
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Posts: 20136 (08/19/2008 4:01 AM) |
LOL @ this entire thread!
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Posts: 9050 (08/19/2008 4:08 AM) Best Screen Name '07 |
Wow, I can't imagine a shit so big you have to cut it up. I take pretty big craps, but usually when I flush the water breaks it down for me.
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