ShaiBrooklyn wrote:Its not a good day for toddlers lmao
JCs I Heart You Shirt wrote:Get out of my head! I had a migraine after finishing it from all the eyerolling
Each time I turned the page in this book I was making the WTF face.I managed to get over a lot of the sheer WTFness of it all but the whole Renesseme and Nessie/Jacob thing made me want to punch a toddler!
Nessie? Really? S. Meyer needs...I mean, WTF?
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Posts: 29102 (08/26/2008 1:10 AM) |
BD also did manage to make Carlisle look like a tool! He was just a random prop and I agree with Jackie I still never cared for how the Indians were portrayed.
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Posts: 29103 (08/26/2008 1:12 AM) |
As for the sex thing the idea behind the impregnating is odd but maybe SMeyer watched too much Charmed. In the end Vampires are DEAD things and there for
should not produce living cells!
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Posts: 1226 (08/26/2008 1:13 AM) |
ShaiBrooklyn wrote:Thats how most of us see it. Shes not one of those 'us' I guess lol. |
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Posts: 29104 (08/26/2008 1:14 AM) |
Nah she read a little too many post Underworld: Evolution fics and ran with it!
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Posts: 16921 (08/26/2008 1:16 AM) JJB Angel '07 |
OMG. I am DYING.
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ShaiBrooklyn |
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Posts: 29107 (08/26/2008 1:21 AM) |
Some of those GIFs seriously kill me!
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Cecilia |
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Posts: 235 (08/26/2008 1:22 AM) |
Ugh I'm still in denial about this book
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Posts: 4234 (08/27/2008 1:13 AM) |
i think smeyer just decided to give everyone a middle finger and write the complete opposite of what everyone wanted ( and what she herself built up to be
written).
maybe its her stupid way of trying to get a million more films out of this. although this bs is very open ended. so maybe she will try and rectify this nonsense with something better. im all for sweeping Breaking Dawn under the rug. i truly feel bad for the actors who signed up to do anything beyond twilight. |
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Posts: 412 (08/27/2008 1:24 AM) |
yeah BD is little weird, yeah Nessie is a little weird too, I'm on chapter 30 now.
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Posts: 40504 (08/28/2008 1:10 PM) |
friskablefriek1 wrote: OMFG 
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Posts: 414 (09/01/2008 10:10 PM) |
I finished BD tonight, can't wait for the movie
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Posts: 394 (09/07/2008 3:20 PM) |
that whole book was a WTF to me. I'm not gonna lie there were a FEW decent parts to it, but as a whole.. are you serious? Bella really would take on those
characteristics? the SAME BELLA from twilight? Edward mayyyyybe holding his child all of like 2 times? He's the one that said he wished he were right about
her being pregnant! Carlisle pretty much being a stool pigeon in this catastrophe.
smeyer was really pulling rainbows outta her ass for this one. |
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Posts: 721 (09/08/2008 5:47 AM) |
My friends are fans of the series and they made me read it saying it was amazing...i seriously think they need to be locked up. The book if not the whole
series has so many WTF moments. I can't believe the whole Nessie shit and i don't like how they make Jacob seem like a complete weirdo. Bella, Edward
and their spawn need to DIAF. WTF is a flank why does Meyer keep using that word. Right click synonyms. I can't stand the way she writes. The whole book
seems like fanfic gone horribly wrong.
 This thread is hilarious.....its
nice to now that there are some sane people in this world.
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Posts: 491 (09/08/2008 3:14 PM) |
One of the things about the imprinting that bothers me (among the many others) is that they keep saying how Renesmee looks like Edward. Okay, won't that be
weird for Jacob? Not that I care about Jacob. But it's all sorts of messed up.
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Posts: 5244 (09/08/2008 11:44 PM) |
Nico Corvus wrote: 
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Posts: 4 (09/09/2008 7:15 PM) |
ShaiBrooklyn wrote:That's what I thought too.
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Posts: 36179 (09/09/2008 8:07 PM) Best Fan Fic Writer '08 |
Charmed was fine, they had some fairly out there stuff but they at least attempted to bring some continuity/stick to canon (unlike some coughBreakingDawncough)
but after a while I did get really sick and tired of seeing the sisters constantly dying and being resurrected. Even Buffy only pulled that shit twice.
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