EJFiederer wrote:I had to do the same thing. My son thought my ribs were a jungle gym.
UGH! My son did that. I use to have to sit with my hand under my right boob and press down on my belly or I felt like he was going to break a rib.
Ok wtf... I think the baby is retreating
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Posts: 1658 (10/09/2008 8:30 AM) |
captainsdaughter wrote: HOLY CRAP. JENN! I just got really excited...I didn't know you ever came over here! 
Anyway...you guys are kinda making me never want children... |
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Posts: 509 (10/09/2008 9:15 AM) |
My favorite thing is when it appears as if they are trying to cut their way out. Who the eff gave my baby a knife and how the hell did she know how to use it?
I would be walking to/from the train for work and just have to stop because the pain was ridiculous. |
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Posts: 37327 (10/09/2008 9:28 AM) Friendliest JJBer '07 |
captainsdaughter wrote:I had completely forgotten about that until I read your post. I remember my husband's foot or leg touching me in the middle of the night and even if I had been asleep I'd wake up instantly and start kicking his leg to get it away from me. 
Noah didn't seem to move completely up towards the end...he seemed to stretch out. His head was still far down but it felt like his foot was jammed into my shoulder blade for probably the last two weeks. I'd beg my husband to rub it and even try pounding on it and I'd try to sit up really, really tall to stretch it and nothing worked at all. I didn't notice it during labor (probably in too much other pain) but I know the next day when I wasn't really in any pain and the meds had completely worn off that awful feeling was blissfully gone. One of the things that was the most stressful for me was that for the vast majority of the pregnancy I couldn't have an orgasm. I don't know why, I just couldn't get there. I never complained about it in any way to my husband so I guess he didn't think too much of it until one night probably in the next to last month. We got into bed to go to sleep and I ended up sitting at the bottom of the bed and bursting into tears. I was literally bawling hysterically. He was trying to figure out what's wrong and I finally started yelling stuff like, "You have no idea how terrible it is to go so long without getting off!" and, "I haven't had an orgasm in months!" He got me calmed down and made sure to fix the problem that night.
Ah, the joys of pregnancy.
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Posts: 1892 (10/09/2008 9:36 AM) |
Oh god! I was in the "dont touch me phase" 5 months in with both
i was sick of everyone touching me and going "you're really not 5
months are you? awww *touchy touchy touchy*" and once I got home I was an exhibitionist up in that bitch  touch me, tease me, feel me, and caress
me  but that was just my BD. The minute I went to sleep "FUCK OFF" was right back into motion. If he so much as touched the
pillow above my head and really wasn't touching me- it was the thought of he was "going" to touch me. 
With my 2nd pregnancy I wouldn't allow anyone to touch me but my daughter and my mother. I just wasn't happy with life or the pregnancy cause again like I said if it was one thing it was another also plus gas The only time I did touch BD was when we were fucking It was extended sex buddy. Orgasm
after orgasm... Up until the morning I went into labor. I craved sex morning, noon and night and on my side  I just loved hearing him say "you
look so sexy" while we were being intimate cause in all honesty I felt sexy as hell.
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Posts: 906 (10/09/2008 9:42 AM) |
 Hi Whitney!
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Posts: 37329 (10/09/2008 9:42 AM) Friendliest JJBer '07 |
Oh and the heat factor. Even with the air on I was always too hot. I spent the majority of my pregnancy in nothing but undies.
I literally would come in
the door from somewhere and strip down, even taking my bra off. My husband had car rims a guy from work wanted to buy from him so he brought him over after
work and had to tell him to wait outside while he went to get them because I was probably naked.
And I didn't usually have too much problem breathing in general but I always pace on the phone, I cannot sit down. So during my pregnancy I lived like three-four hours away from most of my family and all of my friends and I'd be on the phone a lot. Between talking a lot and all the pacing I'd get so out of breath I'd have to force myself to either just get off the phone all together or sit down and let the other person talk.
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Posts: 12605 (10/09/2008 9:46 AM) |
This is a very educational post!
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Posts: 18130 (10/09/2008 9:55 AM) |
Stripping the membranes.. basically scraping away to get the plug out. PAINFUL!
And I don't want random people touching me, but I still wanna cling on to hubby every chance I get. I think even more so now. But other people? Stay the fuck away from me. And my sex drive was high to begin with.. and now it's even worse. I want it ALL the time. Even though it's never comfortable, I'm still horny as hell . And yeah, clothes are the devil right now. I only wear a bra when I go out somewhere, and I'd rather just sit here
wearing nothing but underwear.
And OMG I HATE THIS! I just got back from my appointment and there's been no progress. Still 1cm (and she said that's a very generous 1cm) and 40%. Get out of meeeeeeee  .
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Posts: 1900 (10/09/2008 10:00 AM) |
Mafonia wrote: A very generous 1? Does this bitch not know you need to get to 10 Like I really would've said that to her... I don't think i was nice to any of my
nurses until Dr. wannafuckmecauseicantgetupregnantrightnowanyways came in the room
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Posts: 1397 (10/09/2008 10:04 AM) |
Did anyone else have horrible charlie horses? I would get woken up to my calf and foot so tight and twisted feeling I would whimper and pretty much cry in pain
and I couldn't move them. It was horrible and I am good with pain (I didn't need any painkillers after my C section, not even Tylenol (Gas meds were a
different painful issue and I begged for those pills!)) My doc told me to eat a banana a day but those fuckers threw me for a loop!
Oh and nothing sucks like having to roll (literally roll and hoist) yourself out/off of the bed to pee 645,987,567 times a night. I gained 15lbs and it still sucked. |
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Posts: 18131 (10/09/2008 10:10 AM) |
!! When she said that I was like "I hate you. Go away." So right now this is me:  Just tell me that things look good, don't tell me
there's been no progress! I basically have to rape my damn husband now because he's so not in the mood (not that a huge stomach isn't enough to
turn on a guy!), what the hell else am I supposed to do?!
I haven't had a problem with Charlie Horses either.. I can feel my legs tighten sometimes when I go to move them, but then I immediately put them back where they were, lol. And goood, try doing that when you're at a 45lb weight gain. I still don't understand how that can be possible when I can still wear my damn pre pregnancy jeans. |
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Posts: 6118 (10/09/2008 10:12 AM) |
I am so relating to pretty much this whole post.
Still have morning sickness (I'm 32 weeks now!), my kiddo is up in my ribs and down low at my bladder (guess he likes to stretch out), I feel hot all the time, can't breathe, don't want anyone - including my husband - to touch me, everyone is asking me when I'm due like I should be popping him out tomorrow (I still have 2 months - SHUT UP!), I want to be nekkid all the time cause clothes piss me off, my back and legs hurt constantly, I have to wear panty liners cause of all the nasty discharge, I can't sleep for shit, heartburn wakes me up at 3:30 in the morning like clockwork, I pee every 5 seconds, I have horrible gas so sitting in meetings makes me want to DIE... Did I cover everything? |
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Posts: 2410 (10/09/2008 10:15 AM) |
I totally had the "dont look at me or touch me" phase! I felt so sorry for my husband because if I just felt his eyes start to glance at me I
screamed at him. I also kicked the shit out of him in bed if he tried to even brush his leg against mine. Dammnnn, I never wanted to meet that woman in me
again and here I go again. I'm gonna try to contain myself better this time but who knows!
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Posts: 1902 (10/09/2008 10:16 AM) |
Mafonia wrote: oh fuck that! i'd be nudging my pregnant ass right back on his dick.... I never had problems with charlie horses... I normally have to take potassium supplements anyways so I made sure through both that I ate at least 2 to 3 banana's a day and it helped... Now I hate banana flavored anything but laffy taffy
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Posts: 1822 (10/09/2008 10:19 AM) |
2 months left SUCKS! luckily for me, my baby thought so too and came 3 weeks early.
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Posts: 25929 (10/09/2008 10:20 AM) |
Thanks guys. After reading this post I'm pretty sure I NEVER want to get pregnant.
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Posts: 1905 (10/09/2008 10:25 AM) |
The shit we're complaining about means nothing once you go into labor and you're working to meet your little person
i'm gonna cry cause I
want 1 more but I don't think it's going to happen.
That first initial cry from your baby is heaven and voids out all the shit you went through. Hell even if they come out not crying and you know their okay is amazing. Those first words to your child you will always remember. To my daughter I said: "well welcome to the start of your story maile and the end of my fairytale" To my son I said: "thank you for being my boy..." |
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Posts: 18132 (10/09/2008 1:27 PM) |
Dude, if I could be on top I'd hold his dick up with popsicle sticks if needed. But the last time we tried that I got the most horrible cramps in the
history of horrible cramps. So it's basically "GIVE ME SEX NOW OR YOU NEVER GET A BLOWJOB AGAIN!!!"
And he knows I would give him one
everyday so he complies, haha.
A lot of people on the pregnancy board I go to say to use primrose oil since it apparently has the same thing in it to soften the cervix as semen does, lol. But, you're supposed to reach up there and put it on your cervix.. I can't even see my parts down there unless I'm looking in the mirror, and I'm supposed to find my cervix? Fuck that. If he goes over his due date I'm sure my first words to him will be "OMG what's wrong with you? That was so not cool." |
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Posts: 4110 (10/09/2008 1:33 PM) |
I thank this post for being my birth control.
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