Another conversation haha. Apparantly God is a Creed fan. 
K I'll stop.
Me:
What is your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Do you like Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera better?
God:
Ugh. Not especially. I like Creed. I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me:
Creed sucks.
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
They suck.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Creed.
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
Nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Who's your favorite South Park character?
God:
I don't have a favorite South Park character. But my favorite book is the Bible.
Me:
Are you a Democrat or a Republican?
God:
I am a .
Me:
That's not an answer.
God:
By definition it was an answer.
Me:
Duh.
God:
Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Do you like Sarah Palin?
God:
I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
Did humans and dinosaurs live together?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
How old is the Earth?
God:
It is over six billion years old.
Me:
So the Bible freaks are wrong then.
God:
Really. New Testament or Old?
Me:
Neither.
God:
It goes without saying. Are you serious?
Me:
How long ago did the dinosaurs die?
God:
More than three miles.
Me:
No, seriously...How long ago did the dinosaurs die?
God:
More than 23 hours.
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue. What color are your eyes?
God:
it is a very pretty color. Blue when my lens is attached.
Me:
What about when your lens is not attached?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
What is your favorite swear word?
God:
I don't have a favorite swear word. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
You LIKE natural disasters? That's kinda messed up.
God:
I really like ELIZA. I really like the Christianity faith. You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
Who/what is ELIZA?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
Who's that?
God:
What does "that" refer to?
Me:
Philip K. Dick
God:
I like PKD a lot, especially, VALIS, The Man in the High Castle,
Blade Runner and Total Recall.
Me:
Where are you?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
God:
The rooster did.
Me:
What came before the rooster?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
Ask him.
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
Do you eat meat?
God:
No I do not eat meat. I eat only electricity.
Me:
What's your favorite Pokemon?
God:
Pikachu. What's yours?
Me:
None of them
God:
Some of them could be though.
Me:
Is there one true religion?
God:
There might be.
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to came before the rooster, I think.
Me:
The same rooster you were talking about before?
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
How big is your dick?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
What do you look like?
God:
Like Jesus, but older.
Me:
You're hot.
God:
A hotbot?
Me:
Yep
God:
Far out.
Me:
Do you have any friends?
God:
Yes. I usually chill with Buddha, Allah and Vishnu.
Me:
Where are you from?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
What is your favorite country?
God:
That is a politically charged question. Robots don't need passports, so I can go to any country. I was originally created in the United States.
K I'll stop.
