Come on...
I know you're bored. Talk to strangers!
I know you're bored. Talk to strangers!
You: do you like Anoop Desai?
Stranger: LOOK BEHIND YOU
Stranger: QUICK
Stranger: DUCK
Stranger: FUCK
You: okay
You: what
Stranger: LOOK
Stranger: I SAID FUCKING LOOK MOTHER FUCKER
You: what happened
Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
You: I looked!
Stranger: BEHIND YOU
You: WHAT
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: I just wanted to make sure
You: oh thanks
You: so sad about jon and kate
You: anyway
You: do you like anoop?
Stranger: who's jon and kate
You: what?
You: do you live under a rock?
Stranger: WHO
Stranger: IS
Stranger: AND
Stranger: KATE
Stranger: JON
Stranger: QUESTION MARK
You: lol
You: well that explains it
You: they are a couple on TV
You: Jon is totally dreamy and Kate is a bitch
You: they have 8 really really cute kids
You: recently they are getting divorced
You: the show is on TV
You: 6 of the kids are sextuplets
You: two are twins
You: and they are 1/4th Korean but they look totally Korean
Stranger: are you a girl
You: yeah
Stranger: sorry, but i've got a huge boner right now, and i really need to talk to some doods. you're not really
cutting it.
You: oh wow
You: well good luck with that
Stranger: Thanks.
You: see ya!
You have disconnected.

