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Posts: 47413 (07/27/2009 10:42 PM) TMI JJBer '08 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Come on... I know you're bored. Talk to strangers! You: do you like Anoop Desai? Stranger: LOOK BEHIND YOU Stranger: QUICK Stranger: DUCK Stranger: FUCK You: okay You: what Stranger: LOOK Stranger: I SAID FUCKING LOOK MOTHER FUCKER You: what happened Stranger: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK You: I looked! Stranger: BEHIND YOU You: WHAT Stranger: Oh ok Stranger: I just wanted to make sure You: oh thanks You: so sad about jon and kate You: anyway You: do you like anoop? Stranger: who's jon and kate You: what? You: do you live under a rock? Stranger: WHO Stranger: IS Stranger: AND Stranger: KATE Stranger: JON Stranger: QUESTION MARK You: lol You: well that explains it You: they are a couple on TV You: Jon is totally dreamy and Kate is a bitch You: they have 8 really really cute kids You: recently they are getting divorced You: the show is on TV You: 6 of the kids are sextuplets You: two are twins You: and they are 1/4th Korean but they look totally Korean Stranger: are you a girl You: yeah Stranger: sorry, but i've got a huge boner right now, and i really need to talk to some doods. you're not really cutting it. You: oh wow You: well good luck with that Stranger: Thanks. You: see ya! You have disconnected.
AeroSync9		#1	[-]
Posts: 12691 (07/27/2009 11:09 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: hi You: avez vous mon pantalons? Stranger: something about your pants? Stranger: idk i only took french for a year. You: oui You: i don't know much french either Stranger: cool. i pm suck at it. Stranger: i barely passed. lol Stranger: yet i still want to go to paris Stranger: RAMBLINGGG You: nothing wrong with that You: i ramble in my pants Stranger: oh baby Stranger: what is in your pants Stranger: just wondering~ You: a duck... some crackers... an empty juice box and some pennies Stranger: mmm thats hot. Stranger: are you a kindergardener? You: i was but I'm in the first grade now Stranger: oh god. that is such a turn on. Stranger: fuck me now. You: with my fish stick Stranger: UHHHH YES You: can i squirt tarter sauce in you Stranger: mhmmm its so hot bb You: then you will have an octopuss growing in your belly Stranger: hell yeah Stranger: our octopussy You: what will we name her Stranger: we could name her ninja turtle Stranger: or optimus prime Stranger: or banana pancake You: ninja prime or opitimus turtle Stranger: i like the second one You: me too that's hot Stranger: mhm Stranger: naming our child turns me on Stranger: wanna put it in my butt You: our child? Stranger: yes You: will she fit Stranger: hell yes she will. You: don't poop on her Stranger: i dont poop from my butt You: me either it comes out of my toes Stranger: that is so cool. Stranger: you are #1 in my heart You: your #3 Stranger: *you're Stranger: just saying You: number 1 is a stapler and number 2 is a used tissue Stranger: oh wow Stranger: i dont have a #2 or #3 Stranger: only you~ You: can i put my tongue on your armpit Stranger: oh yes you can. its degree men ion deodarent jsyk. You: i use degree women Stranger: i use both. and secret. Stranger: all at the same time. You: i put deodorant on my boobs Stranger: i have boobs too. hell yes. Stranger: we have so much in common You: moobs or boobs Stranger: boobs Stranger: the female kind You: but are you a man Stranger: no Stranger: lol You: how old are you Stranger: uh youre a girll too right? how old are you? You: i'm an alien from the planet Zorgock and i'm fourblabteen to the corgon power Stranger: so youre a 14 year old girl? You: in earth years i'm about seven Stranger: wow were you held back You: with a pencil yes Stranger: ohhh Stranger: thats sad You: i like bacon Stranger: i dont You: i like boogers Stranger: i do Stranger: too You: with mayo and tarter sauce mixed with red apples Stranger: thats my fav snack! You: i lather it on my bootie Stranger: oic You: you see what You: the ghost Stranger: of christmas past You: then can i have a bike Stranger: hell no You: why Stranger: you have to suck my dick first You: but you are a girl Stranger: ill wear a strap on. srsly. suck my strap on. You: can i tickle your earlobes Stranger: sure. You: with my dirty undies Stranger: im bored now. You: me too Stranger: srsly what are you though You: a girl... aged 28 who is up sick and not feeling well
Lauriestar		#2	[-]
Posts: 16272 (07/27/2009 11:20 PM) JJB Angel '09 Biggest Scandal '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: Help me. You: in what way? Stranger: Obama is destroying my country. Stranger: and the world is going to implode because I drive a car. You: silly crazy person. obama is doing a wonderful job You: and the world will melt before it implodes You: duh Stranger: That's what I meant. Melt. Stranger: The polar bears are dying... Stranger: And we must go back to the stone age to save them. You: you confused implode and melt? Stranger: No. Implode sounds better. You: the stone age wouldnt be very fun because they wouldnt have invented the internet at that point You: which...that sucks Stranger: Yeah. I know. You: implode is more dramatic Stranger: I don't even like polar bears that much. You: but melt is more accurate Stranger: Thank you for correcting me. You: No problem Stranger: I shall now go spread the message more.
Lauriestar		#3	[-]
Posts: 16274 (07/27/2009 11:27 PM) JJB Angel '09 Biggest Scandal '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Stranger: Hey I'm horny and looking for a milf You: ew bye
MalibuChica		#4	[-]
Posts: 11752 (07/27/2009 11:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You didn't happen to get this from ONTD_AI, did you?
AeroSync9		#5	[-]
Posts: 12692 (07/27/2009 11:38 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	You: do you know you can't reach tomorrow Stranger: tommorow is in 34 min You: no because it 34 minutes it will be today You: in Stranger: noooo, it will be tommorrow You: nope right now tomorrow is Tuesday... in 33 minutes tomorrow will be Wednesday Stranger: no, today right now is monday, tommorrow is tuesday, which will be in 32 min You: but it won't be tomorrow in 32 minutes it will be today Stranger: no, it will be tommorrow You: techincally it's 12:30 am where I am so that means I'm speaking to you from the future Stranger: well, its 11:30 where i am You: so in a half hour it will be today Stranger: so i die in less than 30 min You: die? Stranger: no, it will be tommorroiw You: no because once it hits midnight it is no longer tomorrow it is today Stranger: but its not midnight yet You: but in a half hour it will be roday You: today Stranger: no, it would be tommorrow Stranger: because a day cant be more than 24 hrs You: if you procrastinate procrastinating are you really procrastinating Stranger: i already know im a procrastinator, its nothing i didnt know You: so in less than a half hour it will be today Stranger: no, because that means right now, it would be yesterday, which is in the past, im not talking about the past, im talking about right now You: no right now is today for you... but in less than a half hour it will still be today because you will be in a new day. You can't physically get to tomorrow Stranger: right, you dont make sence You: no you are just dense and can't wrap your mind around that Stranger: you know what You: what I'm You.

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