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Posts: 9121 (09/15/2009 10:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	If this was written by a JJBer, please own up!! Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML
SuperheroPip18		#1	[-]
Posts: 23557 (09/15/2009 10:51 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lmfao. That sucks! hahahaha
chocolatemama88		#2	[-]
Posts: 10154 (09/15/2009 10:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	It's mean, but I laughed.
Stringer Bell 32		#3	[-]
Posts: 3562 (09/15/2009 10:55 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	that can't be real
AudaciousAudrey		#4	[-]
Posts: 30408 (09/15/2009 10:55 PM) Biggest Know It All '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Eat Raw Fish ... Get a 9-Foot Tapeworm
MMDeeganGyrl		#5	[-]
Posts: 4515 (09/15/2009 10:56 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Ewww how the hell did he/she not freak the fuck out!
The last migration		#6	[-]
Posts: 9122 (09/15/2009 10:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Probably got the tapeworm from sitting on a public toilet.
miranstarr		#7	[-]
Posts: 3556 (09/15/2009 10:57 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I think I would have died from fright.
curlysgirl98		#8	[-]
Posts: 5976 (09/16/2009 12:00 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	My roommate totally read that one to me earlier. That is really gross!
GettinHotWithJC		#9	[-]
Posts: 42553 (09/16/2009 12:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I would have freaked the fuck out and died.
theNavigator		#10	[-]
Posts: 1060 (09/16/2009 12:10 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	oh dear. thats fucking nasty and scary. LOL
jawnyquest.niketalk		#11	[-]
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BWhammy		#12	[-]
Posts: 5396 (09/16/2009 12:47 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	omg... That's so disgusting! The thought of tapeworms freaks me the fuck out
cola421		#13	[-]
Posts: 6540 (09/16/2009 12:48 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Can someone explain tapeworm? I'm too scared to google.
JChasexy69		#14	[-]
Posts: 2650 (09/16/2009 12:50 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Uh, yeah, I'd seriously die too. That's nasty.
beklah324		#15	[-]
Posts: 24041 (09/16/2009 2:06 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	The last migration wrote: Probably got the tapeworm from sitting on a public toilet. Your Keyboard: Dirtier Than a Toilet I remember on one of those TLC medical shows, some guy was on the toilet and felt something dangling out of his butt. He got off the toilet and called his wife in to look and she started pulling on the tapeworm until they couldn't pull anymore. They cut it with some scissors but the part that was still in his butt slithered back up his anus They figured out he got it from eating some fresh fish they caught on a recent camping trip and they didn't cook it thoroughly. Can someone explain tapeworm? I'm too scared to google. - You can read about it here https://www.google.com/health/ref/Taeniasis and I promise, there are no scary gross pictures, just words
GettinHotWithJC		#16	[-]
Posts: 42556 (09/16/2009 2:27 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	beklah324 wrote: The last migration wrote: Probably got the tapeworm from sitting on a public toilet. Your Keyboard: Dirtier Than a Toilet I remember on one of those TLC medical shows, some guy was on the toilet and felt something dangling out of his butt. He got off the toilet and called his wife in to look and she started pulling on the tapeworm until they couldn't pull anymore. They cut it with some scissors but the part that was still in his butt slithered back up his anus They figured out he got it from eating some fresh fish they caught on a recent camping trip and they didn't cook it thoroughly. I was actually thinking of this when I read what the op posted.
savvysupernova		#17	[-]
Posts: 4440 (09/16/2009 3:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AHHH! That scares the shit out of me.
sweetgurrl452		#18	[-]
Posts: 12992 (09/16/2009 3:13 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	GROSS! I'd be scarred for life.
la bella vista		#19	[-]
Posts: 6323 (09/16/2009 9:53 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	cola421 wrote: Can someone explain tapeworm? I'm too scared to google. I am too!! but i just read it....soooo i never want to eat fish again!!
bigredmunkeebutt		#20	[-]
Posts: 15362 (09/16/2009 10:04 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I remember on one of those TLC medical shows, some guy was on the toilet and felt something dangling out of his butt. He got off the toilet and called his wife in to look and she started pulling on the tapeworm until they couldn't pull anymore. They cut it with some scissors but the part that was still in his butt slithered back up his anus I would have to be sedated and institutionalized. Seriously, that's some Freddy Krueger stuff, right there.

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