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YesItsTrue07	Monkey pushes woman who wouldn't share off cliff	Lead	[-]
Posts: 6130 (09/19/2009 3:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	A MONKEY has pushed a woman off a cliff. The woman, 60-year-old Zhou Juchang, made the claim after winding up at the bottom of a seven-metre rockface, fracturing her hip and breaking three ribs. Now she's suing her travel agent, who organised her trip into China's Chengdu Wildlife Park. The monkey allegedly flew into a rage when the woman refused to hand over the bag of monkey food which her tour guide recommended she buy. A spokesman for the park said the woman's mistake was showing fear. "If you show fear a monkey will bully you," he told London's Metro. http://www.news.com.au/story/0%2C27574%2C26091133-23109%2C00.html
GettinHotWithJC		#1	[-]
Posts: 42610 (09/19/2009 3:44 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	When I read the title of this post my reaction was: . Now that's I've read the article I'm like .
Glory Glory Hallelujah		#2	[-]
Posts: 26964 (09/19/2009 3:45 PM) JJBer of the Year '06 Funniest JJBer '07 JJBer of the Year '08 Most Outspoken '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Monkeys are assholes.
ValentinaNYC		#3	[-]
Posts: 1090 (09/19/2009 6:06 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	""If you show fear a monkey will bully you." A life lesson to live by....
ObviousManDuh		#4	[-]
Posts: 48 (09/19/2009 6:08 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	WTF was she doing by a cliff with a monkey and a bag of monkey food?
AudaciousAudrey		#5	[-]
Posts: 30692 (09/19/2009 6:09 PM) Biggest Know It All '09 Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ValentinaNYC wrote: ""If you show fear a monkey will bully you." A life lesson to live by....
MegaBabe717		#6	[-]
Posts: 13557 (09/19/2009 6:10 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Wow! Okay that's really not her fault, how was she supposed to know? I wouldn't know what to do in that situation. I think the park's responsible for not preparing her.
ugh rabies		#7	[-]
Posts: 182 (09/19/2009 6:11 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	MegaBabe717 wrote: Wow! Okay that's really not her fault, how was she supposed to know? I wouldn't know what to do in that situation. I think the park's responsible for not preparing her. Well... she could have given the monkey the fucking food.
Dolphin3000		#8	[-]
Posts: 1071 (02/09/1944 2:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Under the circumstances I actually see nothing wrong with the actions of the monkey.
kellyilla		#9	[-]
Posts: 26509 (02/09/2023 3:53 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Some monkeys are douche bags.
ObviousManDuh		#10	[-]
Posts: 49 (09/19/2009 6:14 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	This is also a very vague article. Where were the park security? The tour guide? Was she with it supervised or did she anger it from behind a cage? Why was she by a fucking cliff with a monkey?
miranstarr		#11	[-]
Posts: 3605 (09/19/2009 6:24 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Seriously! If I saw a monkey making mad faces at me I'd chuck the food at him and then sidle away.
Linn		#12	[-]
Posts: 359 (09/19/2009 6:33 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Never argue about food with a monkey.
bigredmunkeebutt		#13	[-]
Posts: 15469 (09/19/2009 6:35 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I get a very anti-monkey vibe from this thread.
SuperheroPip18		#14	[-]
Posts: 23608 (09/19/2009 6:37 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Euthenize it. Fucking bully pig monkey.
Jeannine8		#15	[-]
Posts: 7559 (09/19/2009 6:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Monkeys are a-holes.
Kimkim232		#16	[-]
Posts: 55291 (09/19/2009 7:00 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lmao
Pebbles theBabygal		#17	[-]
Posts: 1572 (09/19/2009 7:02 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Just give the damn monkey the food woman! Geez.
AmandaBII		#18	[-]
Posts: 2116 (09/19/2009 7:05 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	ValentinaNYC wrote: ""If you show fear a monkey will bully you." A life lesson to live by....
SuperheroPip18		#19	[-]
Posts: 23609 (09/19/2009 7:07 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Prob had AIDS too.
shirleylee118		#20	[-]
Posts: 1407 (09/19/2009 7:17 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	lmao..cute!!!!

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