My friend took Ambien last night and cut her hair while
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Little Tuna |
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Posts: 814 (10/29/2009 10:19 PM) |
We always know when my friend from work takes Ambien because she starts leaving a million messages on facebook. If you've just uploaded a new album, she
will undoubtedly leave one word comments for every single photo, and not remember doing it the next day.
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kerbear2002 |
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Posts: 2141 (10/29/2009 11:23 PM) |
I decided to youtube it. This was one of the funniest ones I found:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBb6YLLnYLU |
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itsmeggobaby |
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Posts: 886 (10/29/2009 11:37 PM) |
Those youtube videos are hysterical!
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Molieshka |
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Posts: 1801 (10/29/2009 11:42 PM) |
Jen Lancaster (a funny author) tells stories in her memoirs about taking ambien and weeks later getting all these barbie products in the mail form amazon
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JC wears Manties |
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Posts: 39112 (10/29/2009 11:51 PM) Best Screenname '03 |
I'm googling Ambien stories and came across this:
"On another occasion, he thought that someone had kidnapped his brother and put him in the trunk of a neighbor's car. He'd gone out in his pajamas and jumped up and down on the car, screaming for someone to let his brother out." WTF, Ambien is some crazy shit. |
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JamieLoverGurl42 |
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Posts: 14724 (10/29/2009 11:52 PM) Most Dramatic JJBer '09
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I take ambien a few times a week...and it does nothing. I'm awake for hours after taking it, and never fully get to sleep. It fails!
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AngelJC718 |
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Posts: 40285 (10/29/2009 11:56 PM) |
This is seriously the funniest thread I've read in a long time. The part about the Christmas tree trying to kill her set me off.
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leesuh773 |
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Posts: 2840 (10/30/2009 12:00 AM) |
..... well now i want to try Ambien
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DunderMifflinInc |
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Posts: 13472 (10/30/2009 12:00 AM) Best SN '09
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I took mine right when this thread started. And I've gotten some water out of the kitchen, ate a pudding and watched TV.
It's strange how some nights it hits me quick and I immediately see double and lights out. Other times like tonight, I can putz around until all of a sudden, I know I'm fucked up and need to climb into bed. |
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JamieLoverGurl42 |
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Posts: 14725 (10/30/2009 12:01 AM) Most Dramatic JJBer '09
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orangepeel19 wrote:Ok I'm guilty, this happened once! I sent some weird ass texts and my sister keeps forwarding them to my mom and me.
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Irishlvr04 |
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Posts: 6445 (10/30/2009 12:10 AM) |
JamieLoverGurl42 wrote:I remember seeing a post a while ago of you posting jibberish about how you are soooooooo high on ambien.. Anyway whenever I have taken it, it kind of affects you like Xanax. You feel totally fine at the time, until the next morning when everyone tells you all this random shit that you did and dont remember doing...lol. One time I took an ambien and was online and ate a bowl of cereal and I was consciously aware of eating the cereal. Then I went to bed. The next morning I went to eat some cereal and couldnt find the cereal box anywhere. It was in the fridge lol |
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Posts: 11804 (10/30/2009 12:52 AM) |
I used to take Ambien a few years ago and I never had any weird symptoms. Some of these stories sound too weird to be true, to say the least.
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AngeLeeLee |
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Posts: 33181 (10/30/2009 1:19 AM) |
lmao this is hilarious
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NsYnC FaN 364 |
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Posts: 8471 (10/30/2009 1:22 AM) |
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tp 09 in the house |
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Posts: 1606 (10/30/2009 1:41 AM) |
Geeze these stories scared me out of ever trying it! I'll just stick to the store brand sleeping pills those work just fine for me.
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YellowStar09 |
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Posts: 7477 (10/30/2009 1:49 AM) |
I took it a years ago and one time I was saying smurfs. My friend was freaked out because I swore she saw them too and she was fucking with me when she said
that she didn't see them. I was insistent that they were in the room.
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sweetgurrl452 |
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Posts: 13408 (10/30/2009 1:51 AM) |
Lol at the robotic arm.
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NsYnC FaN 364 |
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Posts: 8482 (10/30/2009 2:21 AM) |
DoesThatSparkle wrote:
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StarBrite310 |
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Posts: 7854 (10/30/2009 2:42 AM) |
NsYnC FaN 364 wrote:
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