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lana85	LMAO MTV's "Jersey Shore" Trailer #2	Lead	[-]
Posts: 13401 (11/20/2009 9:25 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	Here's the second trailer for MTV's upcoming masterpiece Jersey Shore (aka The Douchebag Diaries), and December 3rd can't come soon enough. Not only are the stars of this shit built like Greek Gods (after being doused in colonic fluid and filled with Silly Putty), but they are true poets. Below are the top 6 quotes from the trailer that will make your brain tingle and your soul go weak. Okay, these are all the quotes from the trailer. They are that poetic. "There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my mangel." "I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their head off." "My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the situation.'" "You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?" "I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby" "I'm a bartender. I do, you know, great things." Megan Fox totally has some competition. Dlisted
vivalavix		#1	[-]
Posts: 26271 (11/20/2009 9:32 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	They should rename this Staten Island Tourists because they are not from the Shore.
ALR83		#2	[-]
Posts: 53878 (11/20/2009 9:51 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I am sooo going to love this train wreck of a show.
NeptunesBane		#3	[-]
Posts: 4501 (11/20/2009 10:49 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	o lord "I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby" Reality TV has brought out the worst of SI - I am ashamed to live there
BeBeBrenna		#4	[-]
Posts: 1040 (11/20/2009 11:09 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I hope this show fails!
AngelJC718		#5	[-]
Posts: 40399 (11/20/2009 12:50 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	vivalavix wrote: They should rename this Staten Island Tourists because they are not from the Shore. Thank you! All these douchebags aren't even from the area. I lived 5 minutes away from Seaside for the first 24 years of my life and I don't know ANYONE that looks or acts like these pieces of shit that they show on these MTV shows. When people find out where I'm from they automatically think of this garbage and it pisses me off! People who are FROM the area are nothing like that. It's all the assholes that come down from wherever.
vivalavix		#6	[-]
Posts: 26272 (11/20/2009 1:36 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	AngelJC718 wrote: vivalavix wrote: They should rename this Staten Island Tourists because they are not from the Shore. Thank you! All these douchebags aren't even from the area. I lived 5 minutes away from Seaside for the first 24 years of my life and I don't know ANYONE that looks or acts like these pieces of shit that they show on these MTV shows. When people find out where I'm from they automatically think of this garbage and it pisses me off! People who are FROM the area are nothing like that. It's all the assholes that come down from wherever. Yup, I'm from the same area, I've yet to meet a local who looks, acts or talks like these fools. These are bennies, not Jersey natives.
Pure Infatuation		#7	[-]
Posts: 11649 (11/20/2009 1:39 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	vivalavix wrote: They should rename this Staten Island Tourists because they are not from the Shore. THANK YOU! And Kim, you couldn't have said it better. 100% true on on point.
AlwaysSomeoneElse		#8	[-]
Posts: 2802 (11/20/2009 1:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	As if New Jersey didn't have a bad enough rep already.
Pure Infatuation		#9	[-]
Posts: 11650 (11/20/2009 1:43 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	vivalavix wrote: AngelJC718 wrote: vivalavix wrote: They should rename this Staten Island Tourists because they are not from the Shore. Thank you! All these douchebags aren't even from the area. I lived 5 minutes away from Seaside for the first 24 years of my life and I don't know ANYONE that looks or acts like these pieces of shit that they show on these MTV shows. When people find out where I'm from they automatically think of this garbage and it pisses me off! People who are FROM the area are nothing like that. It's all the assholes that come down from wherever. Yup, I'm from the same area, I've yet to meet a local who looks, acts or talks like these fools. These are bennies, not Jersey natives. Exactly. Im even minutes from Seaside and not one local acted like this. Anywhere. You can always tell who the bennies are
IcYHoTPantS		#10	[-]
Posts: 467 (11/20/2009 4:23 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	actually the guy with "the situation" is from central jersey... doesnt make him any less of a d bag though
TR2119		#11	[-]
Posts: 11812 (11/20/2009 4:30 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	I've honestly never met someone from NJ who acted or looked like this. UGH
Tinkerbell053072		#12	[-]
Posts: 7592 (11/20/2009 5:18 PM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	So what is this really? Real World Jersey Shore? And like the rest of you, I can't say I've ever met anyone like this in NJ Maybe in Staten Island but there are a lot of normal people in Staten Island as well. I never thought of it like Mtv portrayed it until they started showing that True Life I'm Getting Married mess and the other True Life I'm A Staten Island Girl or whatever it was.
chicky5210		#13	[-]
Posts: 1958 (11/21/2009 12:40 AM) Reply Quote More Recent Posts	"fist pumpin like crazy!"

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