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It's tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out who's who. No doubt, douchebag comes out the big winner with two women who can't seem to let go of whatever it is that he offers, and as far as Porny stories go, this wouldn't be the worst, so that leaves Jen yet again ending up the loser. Like it's not enough that everyone at the supermarket thinks you can't get over a punk like John Mayer but to be lumped in along with Jessica Simpson in yet another love triangle? Huvane, please, get her another boyfriend.

Over at Life & Style they're already calling for an Angelina Jolie/Johnny Depp affair now that the two will reportedly be working together on a new film and supposedly Vanessa Paradis is super stressed about it. Please. Unlike Jennifer Aniston, VParadis is no victim. And besides, the Jolie isn't Johnny's type.

The mother of the Chosen One hates the Chosen One

Us Weekly has a hate-on for the Brange lately. Week after week they've been pounding the first family of gossip, and this week the streak continues with a juicy item about Angelina's disdain for none other than Barack Obama.

According to Us, "she hates him".

Hate?

Now that is strong.

Those are fighting words.

The magazine's source continues:

"(Jolie is) into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise."

…the f-ck?

Suddenly Angie is Glenn Beck? Well, not quite.

"Angie isn't Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors," the source says.

As you know, Brad Pitt is a staunch supporter of President Obama. He rode around on his bike one day with an Obama book waving it at the paps in New Orleans. He was in Grant Park the night the President was elected. So apparently this is coming between the Brange. They fight about it constantly. The Jolie thinks Pitt's politic opinion is for sh-t although, breathe easy, it's not enough to split them up. If anything, it probably makes the jungle sex even hotter.

Still…already a polarising figure, this has only added to the negative swirl around Angelina Jolie. We need a fix it very soon. The tabloids are on the attack. The tabloids are pushing them to bring out the twins again. Bet you that's what this is all about.