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Britney Spears has been riding the less dramatic express all the way to the bank the last year or so, and it seems like the recent news that her seventh studio album is in the works promises she is still not switching tracks to Crazytown.

Jon Asher, a 21-year old producer/musician -- you may know his song "Electricity" -- was apparently contacted by Spears and her management and asked to submit material for reported 2010 summer release. When asked about songs submitted to Spears, Jon said, "I'm trying to develop an exciting new sound for her. Give Britney more of an "Epic" feel."

He further explains that, "Epic Pop is a genre that I am pioneering at the moment. Music that has meaning. It's not your everyday pop love bug sound. It's upbeat rhythms and sounds with meaningful emotional lyrics that people can feel. Something that truly moves you." Um, hate to break it to you Jon, but billions of writers and producers probably want to crinkle up that response and shove it up your young-ass hoo-ha.

Thank God other massive producers like Darkchild and David Guetta have already been said to be working on the same album. Do you think Jon and his lame attempt at labeling a new music genre will make the CD? I'm thinking a big Epic no.