i'm going to bring one of my old sweaty gym socks into work and cram it in my coworker's mouth. she is the loudest talker in the office, and she is
always on some obnoxious rant. her one on one convos always end up including the whole office, whether people wish to be involved or not. not to mention, i
can't even hear myself think when she gets going. she should do the whole office a favor and get laryngitis. 
