I just googled my last name and found my father's uncle's tampon patents from back in the day.
WHEN DO I GET MY ROYALTIES?
One of his inventions was a little sticker that would be on the tampon wrapper that a person could stick on themselves to remind them that they were wearing a tampon.
Guess I won't be getting any royalties for that one.
One of his inventions was a little sticker that would be on the tampon wrapper that a person could stick on themselves to remind them that they were wearing a tampon.

tampons!
